The Rules of Failure ( a little Humor)

We all know we have goals and rules to follow.
and soon be trained on what not to do
here are some more (place toung in cheek)

George Santanya said, "Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it." If we continue in practicing the failure rules something much worse could happen. The rules are:
Resist learning anything new that could lead to more responsibility–
Don’t share what you know with others–
Be a jerk!–
Always look out for Number One–
It’s all about the money–
Promise things you have no intention of doing–
It’s always someone else’s fault–
Truth is in the mind of the beholder–
Do the least that’s necessary for success–
The customer is someone you have to put up with–

I have done all of these at one time or another and have learned much along the way.
Please do remember these rules are so true and if avoided then success is at hand